just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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