my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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