i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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