I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
Floor bacon is actually really good
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
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