I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
Randomize
