hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
If she catches me sniffing the seat of her office chair again, she's either going to fire me or fuck me
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
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I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
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Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
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