Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
he was CRYING into my vagina
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
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I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
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am i new drunk or am i still drunk
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
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