she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
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