singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
So here I am, sexting at work.
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