So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
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so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
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She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
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