so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
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