you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
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You made eat vitamins until I threw up
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
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He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
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