I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
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he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
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It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
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