She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
I wonder how horrible I look to customers. There's cuts all over my face and I can't talk.
What are the cuts from? Head-butting the bathroom light fixture?
Honestly that's best case scenario.
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