Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
So I'm driving and this guy next to me at the stop light is reving his engine and honking at me. Motherfucker thinks that's because I'm asian and drive a honda I'm automatically going to race him
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
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I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
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Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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