Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
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Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
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So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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