It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
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