2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
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He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
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If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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