Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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