Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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