the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
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They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
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