went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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