why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
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