Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
If I'm not up by 8, will you please knock on my door?
That depends, can you stop texting me while you're masturbating?
Touche.
I CAN STILL HEAR YOUR VIBRATOR.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
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I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
Somehow ended up home, probably had something to do with the makeshift ladder from my second story window. Now headed to church, still drunk, and still fighting back the vomit of a thousand different alcohols. Successful night.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
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They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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