Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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