oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
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You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
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we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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