Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
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Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
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At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
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