well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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