who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
Apparently you make a good broom.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
Maid of honor screwed up the joke so I just got to explain what a strap on is and why a married lady might want one to Grandma and my brother's wedding shower.
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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