8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
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Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
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Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
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