the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
We had to coat check the pizza.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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