He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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