no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
Just puked most of my soul out..
I just checked and if you bring a picture of your ex they will shred it and give you a free 'hater shot'. Would it be too much to print off one of their wedding pictures and bring it?
I really love that you're not going the 'why am I not married and having a kid yet?' route, but rather 'thank god I dodged that bullet'
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