if you like me you must not know who I am
I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
so explain to me why i woke up in jail this morning
because you opened a jar or pickles and a bag of fritos and layed down in the middle of aisle 7 while singing 'la cucaracha'
no more ever clear
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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