you kept yelling 'bird cage' in between songs and finally the lead singer stopped to ask if you meant 'free bird' and you said 'fuck you, i'm not gay', needless to say you were kindly escorted out
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
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You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
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I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
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