please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
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I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
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He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
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