that's an acceptable place to lick
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
I have straight up perfected the art of amazing manicures with shaky-as-fuck adderall hands. Also, I'm way too proud of this.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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