take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
I just found puke in my bra..
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
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