how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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