I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
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