so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
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Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
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Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
Heeyy... sorry I got so drunk. You probably don't ever want to see me again. Thank you for dealing with me when I tried to jump over the deli counter for some mayonnaise.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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