good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
What happened to fro yo and sex?
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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