Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
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I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
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he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
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