Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
If you're in the liquor store 5 minutes before close, and you have to ask the cashier for a coin to flip to make a life decision because "vodka takes you to a bad place," you need to reevaluate your life.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
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