i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
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My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
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