thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
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Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
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Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
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