yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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