i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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