Dude, just walked by a homeless guy pissing on the sidewalk while he was screaming at his wang. God, I love this city.
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
awoke with 47 plastic lawn flamingos in my bed and on surrounding floor. explanation?
you said they were your minions of evil that protected you from ferrets.
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
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i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
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he laminated a picture of his dick.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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