is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
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just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
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We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
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