well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
no more duck duck goose at the bar
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
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