I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
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if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
Now that we have successfully procreated, I need to know we are on the same page. Please tell me you are aware that there are whole seasons of our lives that our child can NEVER be made privy to.
We should probably write this down. That's a shit load of shit.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
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Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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