He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
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I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
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I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
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