She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
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He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
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Last time i carry you out of a forest
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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