I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
BRING THE BAGELS
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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