A girl just told me I should smile because I was surrounded by hot girls. I told her that clearly beauty was in the eye of the beholder. And she slapped me!
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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