that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
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