i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
Randomize
