Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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