I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
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